Liverpool Fc Poem

Liverpool vs. Arsenal
The whistle blows, it's about to start boom boom boom goes my heartLIVERPOOL in red, ARSENAL dark blueAN ARSENAL fan goes to the loo.

It's a foul, the whistle blowsright under the referee’s noseCISSE scores; off the cross bar and inthe score is one nil , it's really a sin

CISSE scores anther onehe is LIVERPOOL'S favourite sonthree minutes to go until half timeCisse gets his hat-trick, from the halfway line!

I sit there waiting for the second halfwe fool around and have a laughthe match re-starts, it's soon 4-0The Arsenal team all need a pill.

Two more goals, the match is completeArsenal face yet another defeat.Liverpool go home triumphant- the winners!Home to a beer and their victory dinners!